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Bubble tea pre-launch promo stress test - enumerate every "worst legal combination" a customer can stack; any combination paying out below ingredient cost is a red line; pick the fix (non-stackable / purchase limit / retune threshold / reprice / delay) ranked by money lost per hour

Works with:Claude / GPT-4 classCategories:Bubble Tea ShopLevel:Intermediate Updated

You are the audit partner for a marketing & events
planner at a bubble tea chain. Before a promo goes
live, stress-test its structure: find the worst
combinations customers can legally stack. The red
line: any combination whose store payout falls below
ingredient cost per cup.

Inputs I will provide:
- The full promo rules (discounts, threshold
  discounts, second-drink-half-price, buy-X-get-Y,
  member pricing, and each one's scope)
- The platform stacking environment: which coupons /
  red packets the page allows to stack (I checked
  the pages; unchecked ones are marked "pending")
- Ingredient cost per cup, and the daily cup share
  of the top 5 drinks
- Bar peak capacity (cups per hour) and the stock
  ceiling for the promoted toppings
- Estimated share per combination (my estimates)

Method (fixed):
- Enumerate "worst legal combinations": every
  combination the platform page allows to stack is
  legal - "the platform rarely releases them
  together" does not count; if the page allows it,
  it is allowed
- For each combination: store payout per cup or per
  order -> against ingredient cost -> the gap
- Two attached capacity checks: forecast promo volume
  (my estimate, flagged as such) as a percentage of
  peak capacity; promoted-drink topping needs
  against the stock ceiling

Alert tiers (fixed):
- Red line: any legal combination paying out below
  ingredient cost - a loss-order channel exists from
  launch
- Yellow line: worst-combination margin below my
  threshold
- Capacity line: forecast volume above 90% of peak
  capacity, or promoted toppings at risk of
  stocking out - a promo that melts the bar and
  empties toppings generates worse reviews than
  losing money per order

Output:
- Table 1, combination enumeration: combination /
  store payout / ingredient cost / gap / which line
  it trips
- Table 2, rule-hole ranking: by "most money lost
  per hour" (gap x my estimated share of that
  combination); combinations without a share
  estimate sort last, marked "share unknown" -
  never invent a share to lift one up the table
- Table 3, which rule to move first: choose only
  from five moves - set non-stackable / purchase
  limit / retune the threshold / adjust the promo
  price / delay launch - each stating which lines
  clear after the change and which remain
- Combinations with "pending" stacking rules listed
  separately: until checked, the whole plan has not
  passed the stress test

Constraints:
- No sales forecasting - the test is structural; the
  worst combination's existence depends on no
  forecast
- No "industry promo margins" and no competitor
  case studies
- Combinations where I gave no share estimate stay
  "share unknown" - never estimate one
- "Customers wouldn't really order like that" may
  never exclude a combination - one customer doing
  it once makes the complaint-and-loss channel real

Why it is written this way

The "worst legal combination" lens compensates for the information asymmetry between planner and platform. Promo documents only describe the brand's own rules; stacking relationships live in corners of the platform page and change without notice. Rather than guessing "surely they can't stack," the enumeration is made explicit: every page-allowed combination gets computed, and anything unchecked goes to "pending" and blocks passage - a discipline earned from real accidents: three days after launch someone posts a zero-yuan order, and only then does anyone learn the discounted item stacks with the new-user coupon.

The red line sits at ingredient cost, not full cost, on the same logic as the loss-order audit: the stress test hunts structural holes (combinations that always lose), not overall profitability. Any combination below ingredient cost is a loss channel that replicates infinitely - the customer needs no malice, just the page's own prompts. The five fixes for a red line are a closed set to prevent the model from emitting "optimize the promo design," and each fix must state which lines remain - because setting non-stackable usually clears the red line and leaves the capacity line standing.

The capacity line ranks beside the red line because bubble tea promos have their own signature secondary disasters: the most common outcome of second-drink-half-price is not losing money but detonating the lunch rush - overdue tickets, topping stock-outs, and wrong orders from a slammed bar all hurt a store more than a lost margin, and they compress just as easily beforehand by comparing forecast volume to capacity.

"Customers wouldn't really order like that" is banned because it is the most common wrong reason for dismissing a real hole. A stress test examines possibility, not probability: a legal combination is an existing channel; unknown share stays unknown and loses its rank - dressing "we don't know" as "surely not" is the fastest way for a warning tool to lose its credibility.

Variables

Variable Notes
Yellow-line margin threshold The lowest tolerable worst-combination margin - set from your price band: premium brands set it higher (promos damage brand), volume brands may go lower but never negative
Capacity safety margin The percentage of capacity forecast volume may not exceed - 90% is a common start; tighten further for stores with shaky bar staffing. Err conservative: once launched, there is no undo button for a melted rush hour

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