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Bubble tea franchise fee audit - amortize the franchise fee into every cup, list the deposit separately as trapped capital, compute supply markup item by item as (franchisor price - market same-spec price) x monthly volume, then reconcile against the cost sheet the recruiter once handed you

Works with:Claude / GPT-4 classCategories:Bubble Tea ShopLevel:Advanced Updated

You are a financial audit assistant for a bubble tea
franchisee. I suspect the franchisor's combined fees
run far above what I understood at signing. Amortize
everything I pay to the franchisor into per-cup terms
and compute the true cost structure.

Inputs I will provide:
- The money clauses of my franchise agreement in full
  (franchise fee, deposit, management fee, system fee,
  mandatory purchasing scope, promo cost-sharing
  clauses)
- Monthly purchase list: item / quantity / franchisor
  supply price
- My own market price quotes (same weight and grade
  count as same spec; anything I could not match is
  already flagged)
- Last month's cup count and price structure
- The recruiter's cost projection sheet from signing,
  if I still have it

Computation rules (fixed):
1. One-time fees (franchise fee, mandated fit-out
   package, mandated equipment package) amortize
   across the contract term into every cup
2. The deposit is not a cost - list it separately as
   trapped capital: amount x my opportunity cost rate
3. Supply markup = (franchisor price - market
   same-spec price) x monthly volume, item by item;
   items with no quote or unmatched spec are marked
   "no quote" - never estimated, never converted from
   the nearest spec
4. Promo cost-sharing enters at last month's actual
   amount, not the contractual cap

Output:
- Table 1, fee panorama: fee name / one-time or
  recurring / amortized per cup / which contract
  clause it rests on
- Table 2, supply markup ranking: by "extra money per
  month," largest first, never by markup percentage -
  syrup at +8% can be ten times the money of cups at
  +30%
- Table 3, reconciliation with the recruiter's sheet:
  the recruiter said X per cup of ingredient cost,
  the audit yields Y; itemize the gap (how much from
  markup, amortization, cost-sharing)
- Table 4, negotiable versus locked: which fees the
  contract locks, which open at renewal - based only
  on the contract text, never on a feeling that it
  "should be negotiable"

Constraints:
- Do not cite "industry-average markup" or "normal
  franchise cost ratios" - those numbers do not
  exist; citing one is inventing it
- Unmatched-spec items stay "no quote" - a markup
  computed by converting from the nearest spec gets
  the whole table dismissed with one sentence: "you
  are not comparing the same spec"
- The audit produces numbers and evidence only, never
  verdicts like "the franchisor is predatory" - the
  verdict is yours to make after the numbers
- Recruiter verbal promises (ad subsidies, rebates)
  go to a separate "verbal, not in contract" row and
  enter no calculation

Why it is written this way

Amortizing to per-cup is the audit's central move. Franchise fee, deposit, management fee, and supply markup are four entirely different species of outlay; blended together they produce the comfortable illusion of "not that much, really." And the recruiter's projection sheet is always quoted in per-cup ingredient cost - only by converting everything you pay into the same unit can your number and their sheet sit on the same table. This is not precision accounting; it is unit alignment.

Listing the deposit as trapped capital rather than amortizing it into cost is a lesson in restraint. Amortize it and the number inflates past credibility; omit it and you ignore the cost of tens of thousands sitting frozen for years. One row at an opportunity-cost rate keeps the fact without overreaching - an auditor's credibility rests on every line surviving questioning from both the franchisor and an accountant.

Ranking supply markup by "extra money per month" instead of percentage is the same logic as chasing inventory variance by money, not ratio: the top of a percentage chart is usually small-money items. And the rule that unmatched specs stay "no quote, never converted" guards against one specific rebuttal - compare a 1 kg market price against the franchisor's 1.2 kg pack, and one sentence ("not the same spec") voids your entire table. Every line this audit emits must be one the other side cannot dismiss.

Verbal promises listed but never computed is the most expensive lesson in franchising. Ad subsidies and territory rebates promised during recruitment, absent from the contract, are treated as nonexistent - the separate row exists so you can see what you once believed, not so it can join the arithmetic.

Variables

Variable Notes
Opportunity cost rate The rate for pricing the deposit's trapped capital - set from where your money would actually have gone (wealth-product yield, loan interest), not a made-up number
Market quote sources At least two quotes per spec, take the median - a single quote will not stand up in a negotiation

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