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Seafood stall clerk - netting, draining, and kill-confirmation scripts for the counter: say it before you do it, and kill the dispute before it exists

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallBeginner

Disputes at a seafood counter are almost all after-the-fact:...

Seafood stall inventory specialist - the count-variance four-source auditor: unlogged mortality, unbooked markdowns, water-basis gaps, and size-conversion errors, sequenced by cost of proof

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallAdvanced

The four sources of a seafood stall's book-to-floor variance...

Seafood stall inventory specialist - the four-category counting-basis SOP: how to estimate live stock, drain shellfish, and book mortality every single day

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallIntermediate

The biggest trap in seafood counting is basis drift: this...

Seafood stall QC - the live-stock mortality attribution analyzer: deaths within 24 hours of arrival, adaptation-window deaths, and late-holding deaths carry different owners and different fixes

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallAdvanced

Mortality attribution is worth exactly as much as the...

Seafood stall supervisor - the live-stock mortality tiered alert: check equipment first, then the water, markdown last - graded per species, never blended

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallIntermediate

Live-stock mortality is a seafood stall's largest loss...

Seafood stall buyer - the moratorium-to-open-season assortment switch SOP: how many days ahead to switch, what to switch to, and how to hand over to the front of house

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallIntermediate

The moratorium switch is the seafood buyer's twice-yearly...

Seafood stall supervisor - the live-stock holding daily SOP: water changes, density, the no-feeding rule, and thermal zoning - structure locked, numbers left blank

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallIntermediate

Holding live stock is the seafood stall's one unique...

Seafood stall equipment technician - the monthly aeration maintenance checklist: air stones, airlines, pump diaphragms, backup pump rotation, catching decay before it detonates

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallBeginner

Aeration is the only system at a seafood stall whose failure...

Seafood stall equipment technician - the aeration headroom early-warning system: output trend x tank load, calling out the day the redundancy runs out

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallAdvanced

A stall's aeration almost always runs with slack in it - one...

Seafood stall owner - price-hike objection scripts for the three kinds of increases: fishing moratorium, storm supply gaps, and market-wide rallies

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallBeginner

Seafood prices rise for three different reasons, each with a...

Seafood stall QC - the return-dispute verdict scripts: black-headed shrimp, fishy versus foul, gaping shellfish - what's normal, what gets refunded, decided on the spot

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Seafood StallBeginner

The heart of a quality-dispute script is not soothing - it...

Fruit shop stocktaker - booking rules SOP for spoilage, markdowns, own use, and cut-fruit conversion - four exits, four ledger categories

Works with Claude / GPT-4 class

Fruit ShopIntermediate

When the month's margin won't reconcile, eight times out of...